From 20 to 22 puffs in a cluster

I wholeheartedly endorse the Taxi's recent descent into ass.

I'm sorry II

I *am* really sorry, but I also figure if I have to see this, so do my fellow Taxidermists.

Yes, this is a miniature Dutch flag planted atop a pile of poop. (The Amsterdammer who did this probably thought it was his/her Iwo Jima moment?)

It isn't your fault.

"Wild-pig syndrome... is characterized by involuntary antisocial behavior, followed by situational amnesia and the resumption of normal life."

Support Your Local Poo Pig

In our increasingly sanitized world, the poo pig is a breed in decline. I had heard tell of the Korean poo pigs, their numbers dwindling due to prohibitions on the sale of their meat, rumored to be exceptionally succulent, because of concerns about their potential role in the spread of disease. Apparently, the Goans also have what they call "pig toilets". These, too, are likely to disappear in the near future, despite all the hippies and their primitive-worship trance music. Just another majestic creature sacrificed on the altar of so-called progress. The poo pig will be our grandchildren's unicorn.

I thank Onderdonk, whose postcard reminded me that I wanted to address this important topic.

Dedicated to Stormy "Backsplash" Feathers

Cramming

Egg liquor

You read that right. I repeat, this is not a vegan blog.

However, it occurs to me way too late, that maybe we should have a separate blog dedicated solely to gross abuses visited upon us by Europe. Ah well.

Again from Brussels with J. Fortunately we found the Fernet Branca so we didn't have to buy this stuff!

I'm on the road again

After the initial disappointment of it not being a Willie Nelson cover, there is a lot to enjoy here.

This band was the original "Italian Devo" from my imaginary "Italian Devo vs. Portuguese Sparks" comp. -- it turns out they are French but became really big in Italy.

Dare to dream

Wild Bill Hickok revealed, via

What shall I put in the hole?

Delphina Crump Marie

For Delphina. Not necessary to watch the visual.

Crabs on the Rampage

Licked by Panic Dog

Portuguese Beard Magic

A classic! For Stormy's Italian Devo-Portuguese Sparks project, natch.

I wanna be your lover

via Black Circles

This is a natural for my long-threatened compilation "Italian Devo vs. Portuguese Sparks"

Sister Janet Mead

Here Come the Warm Pecs

an interview with his biographer

Who left the cake out in the rain?

Feathers for Onderdonk

Excellent Source of Sparkles

via

Cocks From Heaven...

Butter Stick Type

Via.

I like the idea of using this as a tasty, all-natural chapstick.

There need to be way more posts about butter, bacon (I guess pigs count), and Japan on this blog.

Academic Dolphin Thesis Hero

Please, please, please let this thesis discuss Day of the Dolphin!

I'm sorry

Ata Kak Dance Line

When being a mere dandy isn't enough

(I'm looking at YOU, Peter Dixie!)

Spotted in Brussels with J.

1895 First squirrels are brought to Governors Island.

NYTimes 1908

My new tongue is an isopod

The big ones also make great pets...

Troubled Bunnies

Happy belated Easter...of death

My, what a stunning bird-cape you have, Spinoza

The birds are house sparrows and ring-necked parakeets. They symbolize the birth of enlightened liberal tolerance; the sparrows are a native European species and the parrots are an Afro-Asian species that migrated to Europe and established colonies. On Spinoza's cape they co-exist in harmony. For CWA. (click photo for better detail)

Thoughts? Animal correspondent?

For the lactose intolerant

I'm so glad that "mouse" was already a tag.

via

Jaguar, Lynx, and Mink

Impossible not to sing this to the Love Boat theme song.

It's The Most Wonderful Time for a Dog

There are clips on the website for your listening pleasure.

Cheese Rooster Escapades

Of course, Hiscock is almost too tame for this blog:
Stormy would no doubt insist on Hercock!

(Thanks to my brother-in-law for the photo)

Even more signs of Hogpocalypse

Friday night, after dark

via Ken, wfmu

Hogpocalypse and the Sunshine States

http://128.192.20.53/nfsms/

Further Evidence for the Hogpocalypse

Potato Leak Soup

Moustache disco

This goes on about 3 minutes too long, but there are some sweet dance moves

rainbow gathering à la Matthew Barney?

New Jersey got they own Moby Dick

Summer is almost here.

Chanel Winter collection 2010

This is not a joke.

Maybe if we're lucky we'll see one on the street some day.

Rush hour

Still from Sex O'Clock USA. I feel like I know this guy.

real ladies ride side ostrich

Do not look at the viewpoint

(It may be hard to tell what is going on in this picture, but this is a shirt.)

Hot date this weekend? This is the top for you. The foot is scooped.

Grab on to...

thank you craigslist.

Bilbo Nimoy

Charytin

Preview for the next Almodovar movie

Exodus Q. Uinoa

My name-dropping spam folder is again trying to make me gag.