Slap its tongue in your mouth, part III: Valentine's edition

Miss you wanna kiss you. This image is from an otherwise banal set of instructions for making a Valentine's Day gift.

A low-cost napkin for the mazzes

An Indian Inventor Disrupts The Period Industry

In the first paragraph: "Fashioning his own menstruating uterus by filling a bladder with goat's blood..."

Ghost of Thanksgiving Future

Seriously, you bitches, why have we been celebrating our holidays apart? Something to think about when you're getting hammered on vodka on Xmas.

It's International Women's Day!

Baby, it's cold outside

"Courtesy" of LG/JvD, via

Centaur handbag

Courtesy of Ruth