Element Meat Block!
So, my question is: what is the anatomical female equivalent of this spam's "porksword"?
Snootpocket? Snouchdoodle? Dreamcatcher? No, all wrong: it has to be a meat product. Meatpatty? Gross enough, but not specific enough. It clearly has to be a meat product coupled with a weapon. Hamshield?
Not yet, because ideally the meat will mean "to fuck" when used as a verb, and also because "Hamshield" is the name of a house-alarm system (Slomin's Hamshield).
I hear the voice of Law & Order's S. Espatha Merkerson when I read "Care about your wang."
