Potato Leak Soup

Do not look at the viewpoint

(It may be hard to tell what is going on in this picture, but this is a shirt.)

Hot date this weekend? This is the top for you. The foot is scooped.

The Importance of Flossing

What, Me-Dong? No, U-Dong!

Presenting a very special flavor

For Peter Dixie

Again comes the powder

This ingredient list reads like absurdist poetry, or cooking using oblique strategies:

Element meat block! Again comes the powder.

With thanks to Pollard for telling me where to find the vegetarian meat.