Ode to the Mammoth Cheese Weighing Over 7,000 PoundsWe have seen thee, Queen of Cheese,Lying quietly at your ease,Gently fanned by evening breeze;Thy fair form no flies dare seize.All gaily dressed, soon you'll goTo the provincial show,To be admired by many a beauIn the city of Toronto.
("James McIntyre (1828-1906) found fame not in his native Forres but as the 'Cheese Poet of Ingersoll, Ontario'") via