Victorian Hair Workers International

Tampon Taxidermy Destinations:

Leila's Hair Museum

via Victorian Hair Workers International

Sonne statt Obama

It's International Women's Day!

Here Comes That Goddamn Jazz Bus Again

Used without permission from an old friend; will work on getting a better image.

Nostalgia...

...to hopefully spur you lazy asses out of your winter malaise (and into some blog posting!!).

When white people break up

Real Hose

To put your Halloween planning to UTTER SHAME

Snoot-snoutin' around

Via

...without the slightest molestation!

But profligacy: offensive to Philadelphians?  That doesn't sound right...

We thank CCMM for his unknowing contribution. 

Gosh, would you look at that thang?

This should help with your post-VD comedown...

A charming (?) sign that the apocalypse has already happened

With thanks to Billy Kemmler for sharing

It will come, it will come, it will surely come

Dazzle Ships I

Dazzle camouflage, also known as Razzle Dazzle or Dazzle painting, was a camouflage paint scheme used on ships, extensively during World War I and to a lesser extent in World War II.

Xythantiops, we hardly knew ye

(Technically speaking, is Xythantiops a furry?)

Mind you don't go twirly on me!

Bezabor: a peculiar character. "He's a queer old bezabor."
Catch-talk: Trivial sayings. "There's a lot of catch talk in the Bible."
Do a dicker: To make a bargain. "You and I might do a dicker on him."
Innards: Guts. "There'll be a fire built on your innards down in Hell."
Notional: A little queer. "I'm notional that way."
Old apple in the wind: "His head was rolling all over his shoulders like an old apple in the wind."
Rangdangle: To beat up. "Klore intends to rangdangle you."
Rumple: To destroy. "I don't mean that a swaller is going to rumple your innards."
Sheltered honey: Pampered. "She was always a sheltered honey."
Spraddly: Apart. "We saw that his legs were spraddly and his back arched."
Tile: Silk hat. "The gloss of a man's tile is distinctive."
Twirly: Unbalanced. "He bumped his head and went twirly."

From Erie Canal Colloquial Expressions, by Jason Almus Russell
© 1930 The American Dialect Society

Rat Soup's friends

Again thanks to FT

This guy was called Rat Soup

Via FT

Everyman's social science

One man's emetic is another man's fetish. A third man's fetish is another man's ejecta.

Bring your scepter, bring your thunderbolt

Ray Manzarek, Solar Boat. From album The Golden Scarab, 1974.