Friday night, after dark

via Ken, wfmu

Hogpocalypse and the Sunshine States

http://128.192.20.53/nfsms/

Further Evidence for the Hogpocalypse

Potato Leak Soup

Moustache disco

This goes on about 3 minutes too long, but there are some sweet dance moves

rainbow gathering à la Matthew Barney?

New Jersey got they own Moby Dick

Summer is almost here.

Chanel Winter collection 2010

This is not a joke.

Maybe if we're lucky we'll see one on the street some day.

Rush hour

Still from Sex O'Clock USA. I feel like I know this guy.

real ladies ride side ostrich

Do not look at the viewpoint

(It may be hard to tell what is going on in this picture, but this is a shirt.)

Hot date this weekend? This is the top for you. The foot is scooped.

Grab on to...

thank you craigslist.

Bilbo Nimoy

Charytin

Preview for the next Almodovar movie

Exodus Q. Uinoa

My name-dropping spam folder is again trying to make me gag.

For Delphina

You need to have the sound on for this one, though you probably don't want to play in public.

I didn't make it further than a minute. The insane repetition reminds me somehow of DO IT.

Home Taxidermy

Everywhere I look: taxidermy.

Taxidermy, taxidermy, taxidermy.

Cool, refreshing...

Oh Deer...

Franz de Bayros. Via.

Le Spleen de Tarzan

By Anne van der Linden. Say it with me now: This link is not safe for work.

She has a book called Heavy Meat.

Ladies Man Wig

Sheepfucker

Fast forward to 2:22 and watch with the sound OFF.

Zardoz

An item for Onderdonk's to-do list: Watch Zardoz with Donna Haraway and a bucket of monkey tranquilizers.

Eastern European yogi

Serbian yoga, here we come (no, really)

Happy Belated Presidents Day

Please do not click this link with coworkers in a ten mile radius of your monitor.

Unicorn rubbing hot oil on the President? Check.
Michelle and a pink dolphin in 69 position? Check.

Lovedrive, 1979

cover by our friend Hipgnosis

Flame over Philadelphia

Todd Tamanend Clark

Fanny wrappers

Keep that fanny well-wrapped!! Spotted in Chicago with R.

For Stormy, Peter, and Alan Partridge (but Stormy: what's a fanny?)

You really can...

via (nsfw)

The Importance of Flossing

A fine bear toss.

What, Me-Dong? No, U-Dong!

Porksword

Element Meat Block!

So, my question is: what is the anatomical female equivalent of this spam's "porksword"?

Snootpocket? Snouchdoodle? Dreamcatcher? No, all wrong: it has to be a meat product. Meatpatty? Gross enough, but not specific enough. It clearly has to be a meat product coupled with a weapon. Hamshield?

Not yet, because ideally the meat will mean "to fuck" when used as a verb, and also because "Hamshield" is the name of a house-alarm system (Slomin's Hamshield).

I hear the voice of Law & Order's S. Espatha Merkerson when I read "Care about your wang."

Gosh, would you look at that thang?

This should help with your post-VD comedown...

Happy VD

Tiny Tim by Drew Friedman, via

Girl + Scarf + Woods = ???

For Delphina. Is a friend of yours now painting pictures of young ladies in parks with scarves?

Someone leave the cake out in the rain

Searching for photos of Beggars Opera = Good times.





"Bruce"

It's only a matter of time before used ones start showing up on the streets of my city, probably on 20th between Sansom & Chestnut.

And I'll never have that recipe again...

An innocent baking-substitution query nearly goes horribly awry.

A charming (?) sign that the apocalypse has already happened

With thanks to Billy Kemmler for sharing

Joy riding

These are a few of my favorite things

Presenting a very special flavor

For Peter Dixie

Again comes the powder

This ingredient list reads like absurdist poetry, or cooking using oblique strategies:

Element meat block! Again comes the powder.

With thanks to Pollard for telling me where to find the vegetarian meat.

A little-known fact about how Neil Young recorded the soundtrack for Dead Man

This is especially hard to caption

GuitAir Face

I only watched the first minute, but the guitar player's faces are making me play air face guitar -- air guitar face? -- along with him.

...oh shit, fast-forwarding reveals woodwinds

Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie?

A sign of the apocalypse that is not even charming.

Pet Brussels Sprout

Childhood memories...