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This is fun to read in the Mark E. Smith voice!I clicked the word Pollard, because it was highlighted, and it took me to the dictionary definition: An animal, as a stag, ox, or sheep, having no horns.
Pollard also means a tree that has been pruned. Or a guy who just shaved his head.-o'donk
Aw man that is so sad! Pollard is some pruned, hornless dude. His name might as well be EmasculateStan or something. Caleb-Castratio?
Balless Barney, Sammy No-Nuts, Engelbert Where's-my-dick. I'm a little drunk.
I haven't yet said it out loud, but for days my internal non-sequitur has been "Element Meat Block!"A damn catchy ingredient which may soon have its own fanclub.
Maybe I will have to buy this for you so you we could quit wondering about it??? Or do you think that would be a let-down?-o'donk
Buy it and we'll eat it 18 months from now. (First googling to make sure element meat block really keeps that long.)
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This is fun to read in the Mark E. Smith voice!
I clicked the word Pollard, because it was highlighted, and it took me to the dictionary definition:
An animal, as a stag, ox, or sheep, having no horns.
Pollard also means a tree that has been pruned. Or a guy who just shaved his head.
-o'donk
Aw man that is so sad! Pollard is some pruned, hornless dude. His name might as well be EmasculateStan or something. Caleb-Castratio?
Balless Barney, Sammy No-Nuts, Engelbert Where's-my-dick. I'm a little drunk.
I haven't yet said it out loud, but for days my internal non-sequitur has been "Element Meat Block!"
A damn catchy ingredient which may soon have its own fanclub.
Maybe I will have to buy this for you so you we could quit wondering about it??? Or do you think that would be a let-down?
-o'donk
Buy it and we'll eat it 18 months from now. (First googling to make sure element meat block really keeps that long.)
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