Monday, May 31, 2010

Atticus, we hardly knew ye


There's a lot going on in the iconography here...

With thanks to Kody

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Synthetic bat colony


Irreversible trauma, all right... for the bats.
For A, P & Troll

Universal graphical lexicon for dogs and humans?


1. The implication is that everywhere else, this is
not forbidden?

2. Sorry, Stormy, it's hard to keep up with the ass!

Maritime Fingering


Click photo for the name of the boat. Know any good sailor jokes?

Thursday, May 13, 2010

From 20 to 22 puffs in a cluster



I wholeheartedly endorse the Taxi's recent descent into ass.

I'm sorry II


I *am* really sorry, but I also figure if I have to see this, so do my fellow Taxidermists.

Yes, this is a miniature Dutch flag planted atop a pile of poop. (The Amsterdammer who did this probably thought it was his/her Iwo Jima moment?)

Sunday, May 9, 2010

It isn't your fault.

"Wild-pig syndrome... is characterized by involuntary antisocial behavior, followed by situational amnesia and the resumption of normal life."

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Support Your Local Poo Pig



In our increasingly sanitized world, the poo pig is a breed in decline. I had heard tell of the Korean poo pigs, their numbers dwindling due to prohibitions on the sale of their meat, rumored to be exceptionally succulent, because of concerns about their potential role in the spread of disease. Apparently, the Goans also have what they call "pig toilets". These, too, are likely to disappear in the near future, despite all the hippies and their primitive-worship trance music. Just another majestic creature sacrificed on the altar of so-called progress. The poo pig will be our grandchildren's unicorn.

I thank Onderdonk, whose postcard reminded me that I wanted to address this important topic.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Cramming

Egg liquor



You read that right. I repeat, this is not a vegan blog.

However, it occurs to me way too late, that maybe we should have a separate blog dedicated solely to gross abuses visited upon us by Europe. Ah well.

Again from Brussels with J. Fortunately we found the Fernet Branca so we didn't have to buy this stuff!