Monday, May 31, 2010
Atticus, we hardly knew ye
Labels:
Biggie,
books,
gangsta,
Hollywood,
mixed drinks,
sacrament,
signs,
Sticky Breasts,
the man,
Tupac
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Universal graphical lexicon for dogs and humans?
1. The implication is that everywhere else, this is
not forbidden?
2. Sorry, Stormy, it's hard to keep up with the ass!
Labels:
Amsterdam,
animals,
ass plumage,
dog,
Panic Dog,
pet possibilities,
signs
Thursday, May 13, 2010
I'm sorry II
I *am* really sorry, but I also figure if I have to see this, so do my fellow Taxidermists.
Yes, this is a miniature Dutch flag planted atop a pile of poop. (The Amsterdammer who did this probably thought it was his/her Iwo Jima moment?)
Labels:
Amsterdam,
ass plumage,
I'm really sorry,
nature,
tooty booty
Sunday, May 9, 2010
It isn't your fault.
"Wild-pig syndrome... is characterized by involuntary antisocial behavior, followed by situational amnesia and the resumption of normal life."
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Support Your Local Poo Pig
In our increasingly sanitized world, the poo pig is a breed in decline. I had heard tell of the Korean poo pigs, their numbers dwindling due to prohibitions on the sale of their meat, rumored to be exceptionally succulent, because of concerns about their potential role in the spread of disease. Apparently, the Goans also have what they call "pig toilets". These, too, are likely to disappear in the near future, despite all the hippies and their primitive-worship trance music. Just another majestic creature sacrificed on the altar of so-called progress. The poo pig will be our grandchildren's unicorn.
I thank Onderdonk, whose postcard reminded me that I wanted to address this important topic.
Labels:
feeding the hungry,
hogpocalypse,
Panic Hole,
pork,
sliders,
swine tan
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Egg liquor
You read that right. I repeat, this is not a vegan blog.
However, it occurs to me way too late, that maybe we should have a separate blog dedicated solely to gross abuses visited upon us by Europe. Ah well.
Again from Brussels with J. Fortunately we found the Fernet Branca so we didn't have to buy this stuff!
Labels:
animals,
atrocities,
bird art,
cooking,
eggs,
genetics,
Liquid Meat,
mixed drinks,
ostrich,
refreshments,
Sticky Lips,
tossin
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