Element Meat Block!
So, my question is: what is the anatomical female equivalent of this spam's "porksword"?
Snootpocket? Snouchdoodle? Dreamcatcher? No, all wrong: it has to be a meat product. Meatpatty? Gross enough, but not specific enough. It clearly has to be a meat product coupled with a weapon. Hamshield?
Not yet, because ideally the meat will mean "to fuck" when used as a verb, and also because "Hamshield" is the name of a house-alarm system (Slomin's Hamshield).
I hear the voice of Law & Order's S. Espatha Merkerson when I read "Care about your wang."
5 comments:
Ummmm......hot hoagie? Ham pocket? (Is that one word or two? Hampocket? I think one.)
-o'donk
p.s. I think you really need to watch the video I posted yesterday, but especially if/when you are intoxicated...in fact it is worth saving for when you are intoxicated.
snootsnare?
muttonmaw?
I take it you've read Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Muttonmaw" (1937)? ("The immense, ululating horror of the Vagina.")
O'donk, the idea of a "hot hoagie" is even grosser than a "porksword."
Seriously, "hot hoagie" is what they call grinders where I grew up. (I know you have no idea where that is.)
-o'donk
an instance of convergent evolution.
-tm
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