It will come, it will come, it will surely come

Sweet & Tender Hooligan

Not until the next time: Billy Kemmler in much of his glory.

Dazzle Ships II

1983 album by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Dazzle Ships I

Dazzle camouflage, also known as Razzle Dazzle or Dazzle painting, was a camouflage paint scheme used on ships, extensively during World War I and to a lesser extent in World War II.

Why did I run out of money...

...before getting celestial portraits for all of us...

From Po-Ho to Eternity

So many to choose from in this post.

Take off all your clothes and wear these lovely flowers

That is a lyric from the song I am listening to, "The Nymphs of Umtwalumi Wood" by Green Pavane.

I am alone.

Xythantiops, we hardly knew ye

(Technically speaking, is Xythantiops a furry?)

Oh how I laugh and laugh

I just read this Thoreau quote:
"O how I laugh when I think of my vague indefinite riches"

But it looked to me like:
"O how I laugh when I think of my vaguely itchy vagina"

I don't know how that happened.

Now, with even less self-respect... Philadelphia!

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Courtesy of Titus Rochelle

Don't be fooled by the vegan scrapple

This is not a vegan blog.

(confidential to Stormy: if you want to take this down I won't be mad)

The preoccupation with pork fat

The Great Scrapple Correspondence of 1872

Left behind when a hipster disappears into thin air

Okay, so he evaporated. The question is why: Sunlight? Forced to wash hair? Metabolized the last trace of PBR in his system?

Mind you don't go twirly on me!

Bezabor: a peculiar character. "He's a queer old bezabor."
Catch-talk: Trivial sayings. "There's a lot of catch talk in the Bible."
Do a dicker: To make a bargain. "You and I might do a dicker on him."
Innards: Guts. "There'll be a fire built on your innards down in Hell."
Notional: A little queer. "I'm notional that way."
Old apple in the wind: "His head was rolling all over his shoulders like an old apple in the wind."
Rangdangle: To beat up. "Klore intends to rangdangle you."
Rumple: To destroy. "I don't mean that a swaller is going to rumple your innards."
Sheltered honey: Pampered. "She was always a sheltered honey."
Spraddly: Apart. "We saw that his legs were spraddly and his back arched."
Tile: Silk hat. "The gloss of a man's tile is distinctive."
Twirly: Unbalanced. "He bumped his head and went twirly."

From Erie Canal Colloquial Expressions, by Jason Almus Russell
© 1930 The American Dialect Society

Exploring the male nude in the landscape

For Stormy. Do not confuse these Animales with the Manimals he brought us earlier today.

*A centaur with wings is called a pteracentaur.*

One of many things you will learn (against your will) by perusing this set of manimals by flondo (trademark).

Meatscapes

view all the meatscapes here

Led Hoagie I & II

Good Hoagies Bad Hoagies
Babe I'm Gonna Leave Hoagie
You Shook Hoagie
Dazed and Confused and Hoagie

Your Hoagie is Gonna Come
Black Mountain Hoagie
Hoagie Breakdown
I Can't Quit You Hoagie
How Many More Hoagies

Whole Lotta Hoagie
What Is and What Should Never Be Hoagie
The Hoagie Song
Thank Hoagie

Hoagiebreaker
Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Hoagie)
Hoagie On
Moby Hoagie
Bring It On Hoagie

Quoth the Raven

via a very enjoyable post from retrospace

Rat Soup's friends

Again thanks to FT

From Poland with Gloves

I may have to buy this to confirm its existence.

This guy was called Rat Soup

Via FT

No comment

Dirty. Dirty. Dirty. Dirty.

For the pee-shy germophobe in all of us. What exactly is the point of this janitorial log??

I Will Swim Belly To Belly With You Forever

For Delphina.

The Cover Letter*

Between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m., mix the following:

1-3 beers
Pair of glasses even though they hurt your nose
Sip or two of whiskey or tequila
Microsoft Word
Old cover letter
Curriculum vitae
Battered ego

Mix well, suppress gag reflex, and try not to cry.

* Soundtrack provided by Stormy Pheathers

Best toy ever

via

Sigmund & The Sea Monsters

Sigmund looks like someone I know!

I won't name names.

Via the enjoyable Krofft flickr group

I don't like the mushy butts

Pussycat by Missy Elliott

This is another Missy Elliott exclusive

its all for the love
but there is more things that keep a man satisfied(oh come on)
and i know the remedy just to cure him from
cheating even if he tried hey

pussy don't fail me now
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else
but me and only me
pussy don't fail me now
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else
but me and only me(only me)

i know he's a man and men have intentions(intentions)
to sleep with someone else(umm oh, oh)
but that's why when i make love to him
i'm ruling(come on)
try to give him my best(oh please) hey

pussy don't fail me now(fail me now)
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else(no body)
but me and only me(ohhhhhh)

pussy don't fail me now (fail me now)
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else (no)
but me and only me

as long as the pussy good
its alright
aint gotta worry about my man
cuz he knows ma's
is one of a kind
and that's why he keeps staying(stayin)
the pussy good
its alright
aint gotta worry about my man
cuz he know ma's
is one of a kind(come on)
and that's why he keeps staying

look ma
yea you got the bomb and work
that prissy stuff
glad it aint the gushy stuff
(that cushy stuff?)
I don't like the mushy butts
i wish we was
like puffy over jennifer
him and her
too much like i and we
(and what that mean?)
We just love the booty
all we see in 3d is um
booty, booty, booty, booty

oh really
do me, do me, do me, do me
run through me like fluid go through an iv
that's good imma make sure you never will leave
can i put my booty booty
up in your spaghetti?
Daddy

are you ready for sacary from me
pussy gushy mushy what more you want from me
cuz my feelins hit the ceiling what you want me to be
oh please pussy dont mess it up for me
c'mon

pussy don't fail me now (fail me now)
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else(nobody else)
but me and only me

pussy don't fail me now (fail me now)
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else
but me and only me(ohhh)

missy speaking:

pussy don't fail me now
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else
but me and only me

pussy dont fail me now
i wanna turn this nigga out
so he dont want no body else
but me and only me

Mustachioed Champion

I always admired this guy.

Warning to Smugglers!

The Kids Are Alright, Part II

These are all from Russian playgrounds. The first one is a statue of Doctor Eyebeleet, which translates to Dr. Ouch It Hurts. The Teletubbo is self-explanatory: He has an unscratchable itch. Last is Baba Yaga, the classic bad guys of Russian children's stories, who is enjoying some fine breathe play by the swings.

Don't blame me, I voted Dolphin

Say hello to some current members of your state's legislature!

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via Monster Brains

Everyman's social science

One man's emetic is another man's fetish. A third man's fetish is another man's ejecta.

For Hurley

When priests become nuns...

Paul Chain

Rock Paper Scissors

crack rock

Everything's Going Up Noses

Bring your scepter, bring your thunderbolt

Ray Manzarek, Solar Boat. From album The Golden Scarab, 1974.

one of many reasons to be frightened of supermarkets

How to masturbate a crab, part 2

Missing the connection? Try harder, people.
(warning: connection may not exist)

How to masturbate a crab

Centaurrific

Via Trollmilk

Smart little hat

via fed by birds

"The costume for the Wolf was a glorious mix of realism and imagination, the mask intensely realistic, allied to a chain-mail tunic and tights, with a very smart little hat. This wolf's head was a superb example of animal headdress-making. It was devised by the great mask-maker Rostislav Doboujinsky"

The Ohio Minotaur

Minotaur love

Michel Polnareff

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