Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Cover Letter*

Between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m., mix the following:

1-3 beers
Pair of glasses even though they hurt your nose
Sip or two of whiskey or tequila
Microsoft Word
Old cover letter
Curriculum vitae
Battered ego

Mix well, suppress gag reflex, and try not to cry.

* Soundtrack provided by Stormy Pheathers



3 comments:

Stormy Pheathers said...

I hope your Thursday is shaping up better!

The doctor recommends replacing the Tequila with more Visage videos.

Anonymous said...

Can't I have tequila AND Visage videos??
-O'donk

Stormy Pheathers said...

Sounds dangerous to me.

"Can't stop til you fop enough"