Between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m., mix the following:
1-3 beers
Pair of glasses even though they hurt your nose
Sip or two of whiskey or tequila
Microsoft Word
Old cover letter
Curriculum vitae
Battered ego
Mix well, suppress gag reflex, and try not to cry.
* Soundtrack provided by Stormy Pheathers
3 comments:
I hope your Thursday is shaping up better!
The doctor recommends replacing the Tequila with more Visage videos.
Can't I have tequila AND Visage videos??
-O'donk
Sounds dangerous to me.
"Can't stop til you fop enough"
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