Exploring the male nude in the landscape

For Stormy. Do not confuse these Animales with the Manimals he brought us earlier today.

*A centaur with wings is called a pteracentaur.*

One of many things you will learn (against your will) by perusing this set of manimals by flondo (trademark).

Meatscapes

view all the meatscapes here

Led Hoagie I & II

Good Hoagies Bad Hoagies
Babe I'm Gonna Leave Hoagie
You Shook Hoagie
Dazed and Confused and Hoagie

Your Hoagie is Gonna Come
Black Mountain Hoagie
Hoagie Breakdown
I Can't Quit You Hoagie
How Many More Hoagies

Whole Lotta Hoagie
What Is and What Should Never Be Hoagie
The Hoagie Song
Thank Hoagie

Hoagiebreaker
Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Hoagie)
Hoagie On
Moby Hoagie
Bring It On Hoagie

Quoth the Raven

via a very enjoyable post from retrospace

Rat Soup's friends

Again thanks to FT

From Poland with Gloves

I may have to buy this to confirm its existence.

This guy was called Rat Soup

Via FT

No comment

Dirty. Dirty. Dirty. Dirty.

For the pee-shy germophobe in all of us. What exactly is the point of this janitorial log??

I Will Swim Belly To Belly With You Forever

For Delphina.

The Cover Letter*

Between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m., mix the following:

1-3 beers
Pair of glasses even though they hurt your nose
Sip or two of whiskey or tequila
Microsoft Word
Old cover letter
Curriculum vitae
Battered ego

Mix well, suppress gag reflex, and try not to cry.

* Soundtrack provided by Stormy Pheathers

Best toy ever

via

Sigmund & The Sea Monsters

Sigmund looks like someone I know!

I won't name names.

Via the enjoyable Krofft flickr group

I don't like the mushy butts

Pussycat by Missy Elliott

This is another Missy Elliott exclusive

its all for the love
but there is more things that keep a man satisfied(oh come on)
and i know the remedy just to cure him from
cheating even if he tried hey

pussy don't fail me now
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else
but me and only me
pussy don't fail me now
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else
but me and only me(only me)

i know he's a man and men have intentions(intentions)
to sleep with someone else(umm oh, oh)
but that's why when i make love to him
i'm ruling(come on)
try to give him my best(oh please) hey

pussy don't fail me now(fail me now)
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else(no body)
but me and only me(ohhhhhh)

pussy don't fail me now (fail me now)
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else (no)
but me and only me

as long as the pussy good
its alright
aint gotta worry about my man
cuz he knows ma's
is one of a kind
and that's why he keeps staying(stayin)
the pussy good
its alright
aint gotta worry about my man
cuz he know ma's
is one of a kind(come on)
and that's why he keeps staying

look ma
yea you got the bomb and work
that prissy stuff
glad it aint the gushy stuff
(that cushy stuff?)
I don't like the mushy butts
i wish we was
like puffy over jennifer
him and her
too much like i and we
(and what that mean?)
We just love the booty
all we see in 3d is um
booty, booty, booty, booty

oh really
do me, do me, do me, do me
run through me like fluid go through an iv
that's good imma make sure you never will leave
can i put my booty booty
up in your spaghetti?
Daddy

are you ready for sacary from me
pussy gushy mushy what more you want from me
cuz my feelins hit the ceiling what you want me to be
oh please pussy dont mess it up for me
c'mon

pussy don't fail me now (fail me now)
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else(nobody else)
but me and only me

pussy don't fail me now (fail me now)
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else
but me and only me(ohhh)

missy speaking:

pussy don't fail me now
i gotta turn this nigga out
so he don't want nobody else
but me and only me

pussy dont fail me now
i wanna turn this nigga out
so he dont want no body else
but me and only me

Mustachioed Champion

I always admired this guy.

Warning to Smugglers!

The Kids Are Alright, Part II

These are all from Russian playgrounds. The first one is a statue of Doctor Eyebeleet, which translates to Dr. Ouch It Hurts. The Teletubbo is self-explanatory: He has an unscratchable itch. Last is Baba Yaga, the classic bad guys of Russian children's stories, who is enjoying some fine breathe play by the swings.

Don't blame me, I voted Dolphin

Say hello to some current members of your state's legislature!

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via Monster Brains

Everyman's social science

One man's emetic is another man's fetish. A third man's fetish is another man's ejecta.

For Hurley

When priests become nuns...

Paul Chain

Rock Paper Scissors

crack rock

Everything's Going Up Noses

Bring your scepter, bring your thunderbolt

Ray Manzarek, Solar Boat. From album The Golden Scarab, 1974.

one of many reasons to be frightened of supermarkets

How to masturbate a crab, part 2

Missing the connection? Try harder, people.
(warning: connection may not exist)

How to masturbate a crab

Centaurrific

Via Trollmilk

Smart little hat

via fed by birds

"The costume for the Wolf was a glorious mix of realism and imagination, the mask intensely realistic, allied to a chain-mail tunic and tights, with a very smart little hat. This wolf's head was a superb example of animal headdress-making. It was devised by the great mask-maker Rostislav Doboujinsky"

The Ohio Minotaur

Minotaur love

Michel Polnareff

Click for a much larger view, if you can handle it

The Kids Are Alright

would make a tasteful shower curtain design

Maneki Meko

But baby its cold outside

Underwater. Anti-matter. Does it matter?

Suburban Lawns, Janitor, Los Angeles ca. 1978

Couldn't Agree More

Cornell’s Genetic Breakthrough Produces Cat-Dog Hybrid

MEOWFF!

Charming Signs of the Apocalypse - Cat and Mouse

via tapirr.livejournal.com

The Feast of the Circumcision

St. Catherine of Siena reportedly wore the foreskin of Jesus as a ring on her finger.

Austrian nun Agnes Blannbekin (1244-1315) became obsessed by the holy foreskin, dwelling on the loss of blood and pain Christ must have suffered during his circumcision. Such thoughts led her to a revelation. While celebrating the Feast of the Circumcision (traditionally held on January 1), Agnes suddenly "felt the Lord's foreskin on her tongue, thin as the membrane of an egg, and swallowed it with great sweetness 'about a hundred times'. Christ then revealed to her that his foreskin had been resurrected with him on Easter." Because of this revelation, Blannbekin's writings were banned by the church.

Then there's this: the 17th century theologian Leo Allatius, in an essay, "De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba," he speculated "that the holy foreskin may have ascended into heaven at the same time as Jesus himself, and might have become the rings of Saturn."

Excerpted from "The Circumcision of Jesus Christ," Journal of Urology, 2007

Don't touch my neck!

"Transported from New Orleans to Paris by a Capuchin in 1727, this squirrel aroused much curiosity and amusement at the French court, where, according to this manuscript, "its favorite thing was to jump onto the Ladys' necks and hide." By virtue of its small body and beautiful coat, the squirrel had a seductive effect on the courtisans."

--courtesy of Ruth

Absolut Tampon

"Whether anyone is actually boozing in this fashion, the rumor has become attached to the Scottish rock band Mogwai. According to lore, while trapped in a European tour environment where hooch was hard to come by, the band members soaked tampons in vodka and inserted them into their rectal cavities in order to facilitate the swift and efficient entry of the small available stock of alcohol into their bloodstreams. The group maintains they never did this, and the belief that they did arose from an innocent conversation with a journalist in which mere discussion of the practice was subsequently misremembered by that reporter as the group's having claimed to have participated in the activity themselves." via

Mynah Manna

by Emily Valentine, via Bright Stupid Confetti