Monday, December 5, 2011

I can feel you crawling in my hair tonight






























"symmetrical phil collins"

Victorian Hair Workers International



Tampon Taxidermy Destinations:


Then the devil sang



While we're on the subject, I'd like to point out that Dennis Parker was by no means the biggest ecstatic freak strutting around midtown in the 70s. What these guys may lack in exquisite teeth they make up in...every other goddamn thing.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Always searching, never perching




Can we just be the Dennis Parker Appreciation Blog? Is that a famous mural at 2:22?

Alt title: Lookin atcha vs. gonna getcha

A cute cute in a stupid ass way




'Furter Sandwiches



I'm on a serious Lawrence Welk kick lately, and could easily write a 3 page essay on this video. It has all the characteristics of a good episode of the show, such as off lip-synching, and calling a hot dog a sandwich for no reason.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Boil advisory

The bathroom series continues... this time with more buboes.

(Don't ask me what I was doing in Binghamton, NY)

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Going to the store



Have I shown everyone the crazy walk I have ready at all times in case I should get into a cracky situation (crackheads with bats and white sneakers, Warriors-style)? Here's that walk in its purest form.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Titanium Beard Brother #1


The Big Ghost Chronicles




Also, here's how you post youtube videos on our blog people (PEOPLE):

Friday, August 19, 2011

Economic commentary: Bottoming


Really, Internet? Bottoming is a (messy) process and not an event?!

As usual Titus Rochelle has done it again.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Proof that the French are every bit as perverted as we suspect

Again with thanks to R. for sharing. Sorry about the trauma of discovery, though.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Finngerd redux: once more with latex


Art lately tends to remind me of the streets of Philadelphia. (I think that would be a Bruce Springsteen song if he weren't so afraid of pissing off the common man.)

Our animal correspondent at college

Fig. 2



This relates only to Delphina's recent descent into the class morass of an I.V. Leeg Ko'lodge



Summertime: Chillin outside in the dope jeep

Happy belated first day of summertime, from 2 Hyped Brothers & A Dog:

Monday, June 20, 2011

Like they're fronted by a singing moose




From Mutant Sounds: "Dag Erik Asbjornsen described this extraordinary acid rock/proto prog crew in Scented Garden's Of The Mind as sounding 'like they're fronted by a singing moose.'"

The suspense is killing me as I hope it is you.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

(Former) Pennsylvanian's revenge


Santorum for President continuing recognition of his actions and utterances as a public servant!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

From our Finland Correspondent



Naturally, that's (Tom of) Finland Correspondent. Thank god I have tenure.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Solar Boat Sighting

"The pharaohs, like the moth among the arc lights, had been entranced by the flaming journey of the sun. Some had even constructed, hopefully, their own solar boats. Perhaps, I thought, those boats symbolized the frail vessel of which Plato was later to speak--that vessel on which to risk the voyage of life, or, rather, eternity, which was inevitably man's compulsive interest." -- Loren Eiseley channeling Ray Manzarek

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Dissolving children


Light is rather low so the photo's grainy but in person this was amazing.

For Delphina. Come visit so we can hunt for more of my neighbors' photographic detritus.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Here Comes That Goddamn Jazz Bus Again


Used without permission from an old friend; will work on getting a better image.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011



via transcendental modernist:

1930s Slang of the Day: "Trip for biscuits"

Definition: A task that yields nothing.


image found via Google for the search 'melting biscuit' -- why fight google, especially when you are tripping for biscuits.


Igloo Tornado



by Justin Hall, via Future Shipwreck


Refer your disciplinary cases to the three-lobed burning eye

Advice for troutman via

Monday, February 21, 2011

Hey Ladies!



Threat or empty promise?:
Stormy will Poplock his way into Eternity

via

Work-related



In this three-some, I want to be the sticky red arms.

note the new tag: tails (how can that be the first one?)

Saturday, February 19, 2011

High Manimalia

Sloth Returns



Stormy apologizes for his two month hiatus (Stormy now talks about himself in the third person), and attempts to make amends with a Bashful Sloth by Comte de Buffon.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Nostalgia...



...to hopefully spur you lazy asses out of your winter malaise (and into some blog posting!!).

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Eno


Today is cold, dark, and Eno.