Divine hippie

Ulf Rahmberg

You can brush by mustache.

It's International Women's Day!

Here Comes That Goddamn Jazz Bus Again

Used without permission from an old friend; will work on getting a better image.

via transcendental modernist:

1930s Slang of the Day: "Trip for biscuits"

Definition: A task that yields nothing.


image found via Google for the search 'melting biscuit' -- why fight google, especially when you are tripping for biscuits.

Igloo Tornado

by Justin Hall, via Future Shipwreck

Refer your disciplinary cases to the three-lobed burning eye

Advice for troutman via

Hey Ladies!

Threat or empty promise?:
Stormy will Poplock his way into Eternity

via

Work-related

In this three-some, I want to be the sticky red arms.

note the new tag: tails (how can that be the first one?)

High Manimalia

Sloth Returns

Stormy apologizes for his two month hiatus (Stormy now talks about himself in the third person), and attempts to make amends with a Bashful Sloth by Comte de Buffon.

Happy VD, gang

The Vulture as Erotic Accoutrement

More from this guy.

Nostalgia...

...to hopefully spur you lazy asses out of your winter malaise (and into some blog posting!!).

Eno

Today is cold, dark, and Eno.

The Visual Display of Quantitative Information

When white people break up

Does this animal print make me look fat?

New year's resolutions...

A technical solution to a political problem

Inspired by and with thanks to Stormy.

Happy New Year

Acid Sweat

Serious competition: The Acid Sweat Lodge

(And perhaps my new avatar, what do you think?)

Deer Filler

I still haven't found the furry video I intended to share and then lost. I think it was a bunny woman in an office. I'll know it when I see it...

For the record, I find this incredibly painful to watch.

But perhaps my standards are temporarily higher because Troll was on TV yesterday.

Gonna have a curl

This is almost as addictive as the "Joy Ridin" song.

The secret life of pickle

This frozen runaway pickle's bid for emancipation doesn't seem like it's going so well, but it could be worse, as evidenced by what happened to its friend.  Stay out of the street! 

Spotted with CWA. 

Avoid Pickups!

Via Medical Museum:

Poster. Venereal disease. "Young, pretty, easy, but full of germs. Avoid pickups! Designed by: CRD. R.T.C.[?], Produced by: Chart Reproduction Plant. CRD. School, A.P.O.[?], MD." [Illustration. Venereal diseases. Propaganda. Posters. Prostitutes? Medicine, Preventive.]

Captain Hack; [World War 2?]

Is "Captain Hack" like a parallel universe Uncle Sam?

Viscous Magma, Eggs

Google translating from the Portuguese:

I really like Camille Paglia, but I think that if I was a virgin and my only idea of what a vagina was formed by the reading of Sexual Personae, I would think that a vagina is a hole from whence xaxim viscous magma, eggs, Barber, slugs covered in mucus and a tapeworm that was dancing toothy bite my nose, to the winches. And it is true that some are like that - more like Tycho Brahe lost his nose? - But there are others who, unlike the world-view of Paglia (or your pussy-view), nice and civilized, closer to a French garden than a jungle.

And it makes me think that this is the issue of gays: they read Camille Paglia, and finding that the vagina is a fuzzy slit dropping Baños chthonic primordial soup, keep away from it. Who would not keep? Now, write an entire book comparing the vagina to topiaries French honeysuckle in the garden of the Duchess of Mouchy, or even an art deco carpet firm of Jules Leleu, and they do not detach it most.

Original

A message from Stormy's inbox

"COCKZILLA is the word"

Set in a forest!

from allmusic's review of the 1978 Rush album "Hemispheres":

Neil Peart had become one of rock's most accomplished lyricists by this point, as evidenced by 'The Trees,' which deals with racism and inequality in a unique way (set in a forest!).

Please note the possibilities for a new non-sequitur.

Real Hose

Stormy, I dare you to invite me to your office holiday party

TM, I think I can just spy your future if I squint...

The modest ox

Mining the Kinski vein, broad and deep

Donkey Pride

There is nothing more noble than a hardworking donkey. I'm thinking we may need to start a series on the headwear fashion of beasts of burden... Onderdonk..?

Woyzeck

Too many heroes are missing from our archives!

Kinski quotes anyone?

Total Warr

A fine, fine album cover.
via

Fight for your right...

Get a ladies night

This post is meant to counter-balance the cuteness of the sloths and thereby restore balance and harmony to the universe.

Keeping the houses sweet and the animals healthy

Runaway Tampon

If it weren't out of focus, new mascot?  Last night, 32nd St. and 6th Ave.

To put your Halloween planning to UTTER SHAME

On harvesting one's own fluff

"Belly button lint collection wins place in record books"

The Australian librarian started “harvesting” his fluff in 1984, at a youth hostel in Brisbane. After 26 years, the complete collection now weighs 22.1 grams, or .77 ounces… Barker sold three of his jars to a museum for an undisclosed sum and is a quarter of the way to filling a fourth.

The Today Show outclasses Tampon Taxidermy!

Can't Stop Till You Sloth It Up

Can't Stop Till You Snoot It Up

This post exists only so I could re-use the label "An Average Walrus"

Spanish Devo

"Aviador Dro [short for El Aviador Dro y sus Obreros Especializados] formed in Madrid in 1979 & might best be described as Spain's answer to Devo. They were an essential part of the Movida Madrileña movment, Madrid's version of new wave, & were involved with theater, politics & even a sinister satanic synth side project called Los Iniciados [immediately forthcoming]."

via holy warbles

Pig in a Suit

The internet has let me down. This is the best it could come up with.

Cigarettes, magazines / Perforated Chinese dreams / Chicken. Can I stay with you?

Snoot-snoutin' around

Via

Dirty Little Doggies

I know this is cloyingly adorable, but it is also both creepy and curiously arousing... Can this dance be anything but a prelude to copulation? Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to an animal if it dances like a human?

...without the slightest molestation!

But profligacy: offensive to Philadelphians?  That doesn't sound right...

We thank CCMM for his unknowing contribution.