Sunday, February 28, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Zardoz
An item for Onderdonk's to-do list: Watch Zardoz with Donna Haraway and a bucket of monkey tranquilizers.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Happy Belated Presidents Day
Please do not click this link with coworkers in a ten mile radius of your monitor.
Unicorn rubbing hot oil on the President? Check.
Michelle and a pink dolphin in 69 position? Check.
Unicorn rubbing hot oil on the President? Check.
Michelle and a pink dolphin in 69 position? Check.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Fanny wrappers
Keep that fanny well-wrapped!! Spotted in Chicago with R.
For Stormy, Peter, and Alan Partridge (but Stormy: what's a fanny?)
Friday, February 19, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Porksword
Element Meat Block!
So, my question is: what is the anatomical female equivalent of this spam's "porksword"?
Snootpocket? Snouchdoodle? Dreamcatcher? No, all wrong: it has to be a meat product. Meatpatty? Gross enough, but not specific enough. It clearly has to be a meat product coupled with a weapon. Hamshield?
Not yet, because ideally the meat will mean "to fuck" when used as a verb, and also because "Hamshield" is the name of a house-alarm system (Slomin's Hamshield).
I hear the voice of Law & Order's S. Espatha Merkerson when I read "Care about your wang."
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Girl + Scarf + Woods = ???
For Delphina. Is a friend of yours now painting pictures of young ladies in parks with scarves?
Friday, February 12, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
And I'll never have that recipe again...
An innocent baking-substitution query nearly goes horribly awry.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
A charming (?) sign that the apocalypse has already happened
With thanks to Billy Kemmler for sharing
Friday, February 5, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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