Here's a game for Stormy, Peter, and Delphina: Guess whose pic this is? Hint: two of three of you are really turned on by this person and one of you is freaked out. Also, drag.
Ode to the Mammoth Cheese Weighing Over 7,000 Pounds We have seen thee, Queen of Cheese, Lying quietly at your ease, Gently fanned by evening breeze; Thy fair form no flies dare seize. All gaily dressed, soon you'll go To the provincial show, To be admired by many a beau In the city of Toronto. ("James McIntyre (1828-1906) found fame not in his native Forres but as the 'Cheese Poet of Ingersoll, Ontario'") via