Acid Sweat

Serious competition: The Acid Sweat Lodge

(And perhaps my new avatar, what do you think?)

Deer Filler

I still haven't found the furry video I intended to share and then lost. I think it was a bunny woman in an office. I'll know it when I see it...

For the record, I find this incredibly painful to watch.

But perhaps my standards are temporarily higher because Troll was on TV yesterday.

Gonna have a curl

This is almost as addictive as the "Joy Ridin" song.

The secret life of pickle

This frozen runaway pickle's bid for emancipation doesn't seem like it's going so well, but it could be worse, as evidenced by what happened to its friend.  Stay out of the street! 

Spotted with CWA. 

Avoid Pickups!

Via Medical Museum:

Poster. Venereal disease. "Young, pretty, easy, but full of germs. Avoid pickups! Designed by: CRD. R.T.C.[?], Produced by: Chart Reproduction Plant. CRD. School, A.P.O.[?], MD." [Illustration. Venereal diseases. Propaganda. Posters. Prostitutes? Medicine, Preventive.]

Captain Hack; [World War 2?]

Is "Captain Hack" like a parallel universe Uncle Sam?

Viscous Magma, Eggs

Google translating from the Portuguese:

I really like Camille Paglia, but I think that if I was a virgin and my only idea of what a vagina was formed by the reading of Sexual Personae, I would think that a vagina is a hole from whence xaxim viscous magma, eggs, Barber, slugs covered in mucus and a tapeworm that was dancing toothy bite my nose, to the winches. And it is true that some are like that - more like Tycho Brahe lost his nose? - But there are others who, unlike the world-view of Paglia (or your pussy-view), nice and civilized, closer to a French garden than a jungle.

And it makes me think that this is the issue of gays: they read Camille Paglia, and finding that the vagina is a fuzzy slit dropping Baños chthonic primordial soup, keep away from it. Who would not keep? Now, write an entire book comparing the vagina to topiaries French honeysuckle in the garden of the Duchess of Mouchy, or even an art deco carpet firm of Jules Leleu, and they do not detach it most.

Original

A message from Stormy's inbox

"COCKZILLA is the word"

Set in a forest!

from allmusic's review of the 1978 Rush album "Hemispheres":

Neil Peart had become one of rock's most accomplished lyricists by this point, as evidenced by 'The Trees,' which deals with racism and inequality in a unique way (set in a forest!).

Please note the possibilities for a new non-sequitur.

Real Hose

Stormy, I dare you to invite me to your office holiday party

TM, I think I can just spy your future if I squint...