Fight for your right...

Get a ladies night

This post is meant to counter-balance the cuteness of the sloths and thereby restore balance and harmony to the universe.

Keeping the houses sweet and the animals healthy

Runaway Tampon

If it weren't out of focus, new mascot?  Last night, 32nd St. and 6th Ave.

To put your Halloween planning to UTTER SHAME

On harvesting one's own fluff

"Belly button lint collection wins place in record books"

The Australian librarian started “harvesting” his fluff in 1984, at a youth hostel in Brisbane. After 26 years, the complete collection now weighs 22.1 grams, or .77 ounces… Barker sold three of his jars to a museum for an undisclosed sum and is a quarter of the way to filling a fourth.

The Today Show outclasses Tampon Taxidermy!

Can't Stop Till You Sloth It Up

Can't Stop Till You Snoot It Up

This post exists only so I could re-use the label "An Average Walrus"

Spanish Devo

"Aviador Dro [short for El Aviador Dro y sus Obreros Especializados] formed in Madrid in 1979 & might best be described as Spain's answer to Devo. They were an essential part of the Movida Madrileña movment, Madrid's version of new wave, & were involved with theater, politics & even a sinister satanic synth side project called Los Iniciados [immediately forthcoming]."

via holy warbles

Pig in a Suit

The internet has let me down. This is the best it could come up with.

Cigarettes, magazines / Perforated Chinese dreams / Chicken. Can I stay with you?

Snoot-snoutin' around

Via

Dirty Little Doggies

I know this is cloyingly adorable, but it is also both creepy and curiously arousing... Can this dance be anything but a prelude to copulation? Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to an animal if it dances like a human?

...without the slightest molestation!

But profligacy: offensive to Philadelphians?  That doesn't sound right...

We thank CCMM for his unknowing contribution.