Utopia in the Supermarket

Every Top Is A Bottom! Bless consumer choice.

(spotted by the keen eye of Titus Rochelle)

Slums, Percussion Instruments, Caves

(trying to get Troll's hideous image farther down on the page!)

He was also frightened of invertebrates, marine life in general, temperatures below freezing, fat people, people of other races, race-mixing, slums, percussion instruments, caves, cellars, old age, great expanses of time, monumental architecture, non-Euclidean geometry, deserts, oceans, rats, dogs, the New England countryside, New York City, fungi and molds, viscous substances, medical experiments, dreams, brittle textures, gelatinous textures, the color gray, plant life of diverse sorts, memory lapses, old books, heredity, mists, gases, whistling, whispering—the things that did not frighten him would probably make a shorter list.

-Luc Sante on H.P. Lovecraft (a rhapsodically fearful classic for Stormy)

The Irresistible Ass Tulip

My pig research has borne fruit:

"It is not uncommon to find blood in a pen and around the mouths of pigs but with no obvious prolapse in any other animals, i.e. the prolapse will have been completely chewed off."

And then there is this...

CASE REPORTS

Pig Bite of Prolapsed Rectum in a Child

By A.N. Gangopadhyay, D.K. Gupta, Amit Dhulkotia, Ashwin V. Apte, and S.P. Sharma

Varanasi, India

STRAY PIGS are a menace in rural areas of poor countries in which pig rearing is a common occupation. However, pig bites to humans are rare, and a bite to the perineum has not been reported. A very unusual incident in which a pig bit a prolapsed rectum while the child was defecating is being reported.

Vengeance of the Lump-Being

With excellent chapter titles too

Shrimp to Failure

What is imagined to be going on just beneath the surface here...

Meet me at Club L'Ocean

Nobody at Westerberg's gonna let you play their cornhole games

Give it up for Titus Rochelle, people!

(btw, Taxi'ers, looking through the list of potential labels I can apply to this post makes me want to die. good work, guys!)

New profile pic

for someone or other

Haw Par Villa

I'm convinced trollmilk has been here.

Tampon Scribe

My first use of Google Scribe which "autocompletes suggestions as you type" (like their magic search box):

"Taxidermy in the Garden of Eden was not going to change anything."

Oh, the days of my life I will spend with this tool...

Don't talk to sociologists

Perhaps it is only in lovemaking that there is interaction between unmediated human bodies -- though even here the extra-somatic usually plays a role too.

Here I imagine that reference is being made to this--and I shudder. 

Juice to Seduce

Juice display at the Russian Store

Mythos Dildo

Lovecraft dildo "with clit stimulating tentacle tail"

Now all we need are Lovecraft Tampons

In regards to cabbages

Does anyone remember Cabbage Patch Kids (being this horrifying)?