Robust Willie versus Feeble Winky

Am I supposed to lather or transfuse?

How do the pee-shy germophobes among us feel about washing
up with a bag of plasma? The color in the photo doesn't quite do it justice...

I think the Taxi should maybe start a bathroom series.

Poo-Say

You can't quite read it under the band name (Poussez), but the album cover helpfully and subtly includes the pronunciation "Poo-Say."

Do it do it do it do it (to me)

Cruelty

'Cruelty,' 1885, from Harper's Magazine

Anyone care to take a crack at explaining this?

Brian Eno in Planet of the Apes

What, no police sketch?

Also, isn't Rick James dead?

Vaginas ranked by beard weight

That's Willie Nelson, right?
via

Blobfish versus Snoot snout

via, and via

Too literal?

via Alex Eduoard

Annie's Downstairs Secret

"Impressed by how well they worked on her pets' and her own teeth, Annie used Crest Whitestrips to brighten her toenails."

Guest post courtesy Lee and Museum of Bad Art.

Troll Times

"Troll Times, a magazine for kids and their weird interests of the 1980's." [via]

for TrollMilk