Saturday, June 12, 2010

Horatio Alger Hot Dog


No longer content to be a passive prop gag in Delphina's
comedy routine, this hotdog is taking charge of his own
destiny! While a staunch American patriot, he sees a
bright future for himself in Belgium, where I encountered him.

But I think his soul remains in Philadelphia...

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Horse Hunks


On prominent display at Cornell's College of Veterinary Medicine... it now seems so obvious that vet schools would be rife with furrys.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

The Lollipop Man





Housewarmin present for Delphina


John Waters quote


"If your whole family molested you in a giant basket on Easter morning, you have a right to be grumpy every once in a while."

Monday, May 31, 2010

Atticus, we hardly knew ye


There's a lot going on in the iconography here...

With thanks to Kody

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Synthetic bat colony


Irreversible trauma, all right... for the bats.
For A, P & Troll

Universal graphical lexicon for dogs and humans?


1. The implication is that everywhere else, this is
not forbidden?

2. Sorry, Stormy, it's hard to keep up with the ass!

Maritime Fingering


Click photo for the name of the boat. Know any good sailor jokes?

Thursday, May 13, 2010

From 20 to 22 puffs in a cluster



I wholeheartedly endorse the Taxi's recent descent into ass.

I'm sorry II


I *am* really sorry, but I also figure if I have to see this, so do my fellow Taxidermists.

Yes, this is a miniature Dutch flag planted atop a pile of poop. (The Amsterdammer who did this probably thought it was his/her Iwo Jima moment?)

Sunday, May 9, 2010

It isn't your fault.

"Wild-pig syndrome... is characterized by involuntary antisocial behavior, followed by situational amnesia and the resumption of normal life."

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Support Your Local Poo Pig



In our increasingly sanitized world, the poo pig is a breed in decline. I had heard tell of the Korean poo pigs, their numbers dwindling due to prohibitions on the sale of their meat, rumored to be exceptionally succulent, because of concerns about their potential role in the spread of disease. Apparently, the Goans also have what they call "pig toilets". These, too, are likely to disappear in the near future, despite all the hippies and their primitive-worship trance music. Just another majestic creature sacrificed on the altar of so-called progress. The poo pig will be our grandchildren's unicorn.

I thank Onderdonk, whose postcard reminded me that I wanted to address this important topic.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Cramming

Egg liquor



You read that right. I repeat, this is not a vegan blog.

However, it occurs to me way too late, that maybe we should have a separate blog dedicated solely to gross abuses visited upon us by Europe. Ah well.

Again from Brussels with J. Fortunately we found the Fernet Branca so we didn't have to buy this stuff!

Friday, April 30, 2010

I'm on the road again




After the initial disappointment of it not being a Willie Nelson cover, there is a lot to enjoy here.

This band was the original "Italian Devo" from my imaginary "Italian Devo vs. Portuguese Sparks" comp. -- it turns out they are French but became really big in Italy.



Thursday, April 22, 2010

Cocks From Heaven...


Butter Stick Type



Via.

I like the idea of using this as a tasty, all-natural chapstick.

There need to be way more posts about butter, bacon (I guess pigs count), and Japan on this blog.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

My new tongue is an isopod



The big ones also make great pets...

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Troubled Bunnies





Happy belated Easter...of death

Sunday, April 4, 2010

My, what a stunning bird-cape you have, Spinoza


The birds are house sparrows and ring-necked parakeets. They symbolize the birth of enlightened liberal tolerance; the sparrows are a native European species and the parrots are an Afro-Asian species that migrated to Europe and established colonies. On Spinoza's cape they co-exist in harmony. For CWA. (click photo for better detail)

Thoughts? Animal correspondent?

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

For the lactose intolerant


I'm so glad that "mouse" was already a tag.

via


Monday, March 29, 2010

Jaguar, Lynx, and Mink


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Impossible not to sing this to the Love Boat theme song.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

It's The Most Wonderful Time for a Dog

There are clips on the website for your listening pleasure.

Cheese Rooster Escapades


Of course, Hiscock is almost too tame for this blog:
Stormy would no doubt insist on Hercock!

(Thanks to my brother-in-law for the photo)

Monday, March 15, 2010